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effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

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fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang 

(Source: hamburgay)

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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jasonryanj:

My life.

(Source: savinggotham)

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Put some alcohol in your mouth - to block the words from coming out
— Ron Swanson
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monicalewinsky1996:

i like this guy

(Source: xsarora)

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(Source: chepibola)

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marinashutup:

i swear to god cishet attraction is so primitive sometimes like i literally get turned on by guys building fucking furniture and lifting heavy objects jfc

Photo 23 Apr 39,614 notes eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time


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